Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Romeo and Juliet(almost a true love story)

A story so touching that it had to be told again and again.
Love so heart-wrenching that tears will flow freely.
One of Shakespeare best work of all times,
ROMEO AND JULIET

Character List:

Romeo
The son and heir of the Montagues, one of the most influential and wealthiest family in Verona.
Of course, our male lead and perhaps the silliest man on earth. He is only 16 this year.

Juliet
The daughter of the Capulets. Our female lead and she is barely 14 this year.

Friar Lawerence
The number one Kay Poh in this story. In fact he is almost solely responsible for the eventual deaths of Romeo and Juliet.

Mercutio
The clown and he is the ka-kia of Romeo.

Tybalt
A Capulet. Has a violent streak in him and is a great fighter.

Mr Capulet
The father of Juliet. Stubborn old man.

Mrs Capulet
The mother of Juliet. Stubborn old woman.

Mr Montague
Father of Romeo. Another stubborn old man.

Mrs Montague
Mother of Juliet. Another stubborn old woman.

Peter
The servant of the Capulets.

Rosaline
Super Chao extra.


From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-crossed lovers take their life. . . .


In the city of Verona lies 2 very reputable families who has a running feud of God-knows-how-many-years. Ask anyone and nobody has any idea why they hated each other so much. Even the 2 families don't know the reason why.

Anyway, our male lead is seriously lovesick. He was queuing up at Verona Pools buying Toto when he saw this lady by the name of Rosaline. It was love at first sight for him. Ever since, he has been in a daze.

His best friend, Mercutio, decides to comfort him.

Mercutio: Romeo, Romeo. Why do you look so forlorn? You are making me worried you know?

Romeo: I want my 美人鱼. Did you see my 美人鱼?

Mercutio: 美 your stupid head lar. There are much more beautiful things than your 美人鱼.

It was then a man comes along, holding a list of names. He introduced himself as a servant of the Capulets and asked whether the 2 men are interested to come to a party organized by Mr Capulet himself. The only requirement is that the 2 of them must not be from the Montagues.

Mercutio, on sensing a chance to see chio-bus, agreed to go straightaway. And of course, with the poor Romeo still in a daze, went along on the promise that his 美人鱼 will be at the party as well.

At the party, the ever so horny Mercutio went dancing with the babes he just knew and left Romeo all by himself. "Just help yourself to the feast while I have my feast," said Mercutio.

Romeo heeded Mercutio's advice since there was nothing for him to do. In fact, he already had his eyes on the last piece of chicken on the buffet plate. Just as he reached out for that very last piece of chicken, another hand is already faster. It was the hand of Juliet.

The gazes met and both hearts went pounding. It was love at first sight for Juliet and love at first sight for Romeo yet again. 2 hands held each other tightly and 2 hearts beat as one. Who would have expected that one last piece of chicken would have decided love there and then?

Meanwhile, Tybalt was watching from a corner of the ballroom quietly. He was fuming with rage. Of course, he recognised Romeo. In fact, he knew all the Montagues by their faces. Old Capulet had said not to create any scenes at the ball. Never mind, revenge can wait, Tybalt thought to himself.

After the party, Romeo still couldn't take his mind off Juliet. He took the risk and intruded into the compound of the Capulets. There, he spotted his love by the window. By then the both of them had already learnt about each other's identity.

The 2 lovebirds confessed their loves for each other and vowed by the moon and the stars to marry each other. Thou shall not part, even in death. They made a promise to marry the following day, regardless whether their parents agree or not.

And so, Romeo approached Friar Lawerence, the priest of Verona to conduct the marriage. Friar Kay Poh Lawerence sees it as a good opportunity to end the fuel ravaging the Capulets and Montagues and agreed straightaway.

The wedding took place the following afternoon. What our loveboy Romeo didn't know was that Tybalt had issued a challenge to fight him one-on-one. During those days, egos were even bigger than those breasts of Pamela Anderson. It was considered cowardly to turn down a challenge.

Mercutio decided that Romeo was still in his 美人鱼 daze and unfit to fight and thus accepted Tybalt's challenge on Romeo's behalf. And of course, like those typical hongkong movies, Mercutio was killed by Tybalt and Romeo took vengenance by killing Tybalt and was charged with murder.

Not wanting to face the gallows, Romeo decided to escape to Shenzhen. Before going however, he decided to consumate his marriage with Juliet first. Other things can wait, he decide.

Now, in our modern society, Romeo would have been charged with having sex with a minor. Mind you, Juliet was only 13++. She had not even completed her puberty stage. So whether they are truly in love or not, Romeo is still a horny bastard.

As the two laid on the bed, Juliet proceeded to pass something to Romeo. "What is this?" questioned Romeo. "Our love token," smiled Juliet. "Ah! That very last piece of chicken from the night before!" exclaimed Romeo.

It didn't matter that the chicken was already giving out a foul smell. When you are in love, everything smells nice.

Romeo left for Shenzhen soon after and Juliet went to enlist the help of Friar Lawerence. Lawerence already had a plan for them. He passed Juliet a torch and a pill.

Lawerence: This pill will make you look dead for a day. You are to consume it tonight and forge
death. The following day, Romeo will come for you and you 2 shall elope.

Juliet: Then what about the torch?

Lawerence: This is no ordinary torch. When you lit the end of the torch, this torch will fly you to
the moon. All you have to do is to hold it high with your right hand after you lit it. Then you and Romeo will stay at the moon for the rest of your life. Meanwhile I will send a messenger to Shenzhen to inform Romeo of the plan.

But alas, the messenger missed his boat and couldn't make it to Shenzhen to inform Romeo of the plan. Romeo read from Shenzhen Times Newspaper that Juliet was dead and was so overcome with grief that he jumped into the river and killed himself.

Friar Lawerence went to deliver the bad news of the death of Romeo. Juliet, upon hearing it, broke down completely.

"Since Romeo is gone, there is no purpose in living here. I will go to the moon myself. Hopefully, the soul of Romeo will join me there too," was the last words of Juliet. She then lit the end of the torch and with her right hand stretched upwards, floated to the moon.

The love story spreaded very quickly and touched many souls. The villagers who lived near the river which Romeo killed himself, prepared some rice wrapped in a weird shape and threw them into the river. The villagers were afraid that the fish might eat the body of the loveboy. Those rices-in-a-weird-shape were later named as rice dumplings and hence the origin of the rice dumpling festival.

Word has it that Juliet on her way up to the moon, was knocked down by an aeroplane. But since no corpse was found, it was presumed that she reached there safely. Everyone was deeply impressed by her courage and determination, particularly the people from America. The people living in the States then built a statue of her to remember her by. This statue will represent freedom and hope.



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Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Updates

Last week was really great.

First, it was my poly graduation ceremony on Thursday where I officially graduated from Ngee Ann Poly. The day where I severed all ties with them. Haha...maybe not yet because the school actually sent me an Sms saying I still owe library fines. Well, catch me if you can.

The whole ceremony took about 4 to 5 hours where over 500 students went up stage to get their Dips and shake the Director's hand. It was a formal occasion. In fact, I had to specially buy a shirt and a tie to attend the event. During which my name was called upon to go up stage to get my cert, from the corner of my eye, I caught several teachers shaking their heads in disbelief. I was so tempted to go over and hit their heads with my cert scroll and force them to address me as Mr Diploma.

Then on Saturday, it was my school's anniversary dinner. The 45th anniversary. It was a great night where I saw many of my old friends. Many seemed to have to put on weight, including me.
The bloody dinner cost $40 per person and the food served was not even of KopiTiam standard. Bloody hell. For $40, I think I can go to hotel eat buffet le. I really want to know where all the money goes to.

But maybe if you consider the rich tradition and spirit of my Secondary School, $40 should be PEANUTS according to Mrs you-know-who. And oh, our guest of honor happened to be Mr Goh Chok Tong. What a coincidence.

Anyway, on a personal note, I realized that ever since I started working, I seemed to be spending much more than before. Instead of saving up more, I seemed to be tapping into my reserves(no, my reserves will not last me for 30 years like NKF). I honestly feel that I need someone to take care of my fund. I hope that Someone has a proven track record. Someone who can turn peanuts into millions.

I think I will call T.T Durai tonight to see if he is interested since he is now out of a job.

Monday, July 11, 2005

New Job vs Old Job

New Job time table

9am- reach office, read paper, drink coffee, take a short nap.

10am - start work, arrange some files, update stuff

11.30am- stop, play cards, nap or silent reading till lunch

1pm to 2 pm - lunch

2pm to 3 pm - read paper, eat after-lunch-snack, nap, silent reading

3pm to 4.30pm - do work( if there are any)

4.30pm to 6pm - nap, reading, play cards

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old job VS new job
point 1:
old job - stand until your leg surrender
new job - sit until your ass surrender

point 2:
old job - must work during the weekends
new job - they don't want to see your face during the weekends

point 3:
old job - deal with some unreasonable customers
new job - deal with the unreasonably cold air-con

point 4:
old job - $4 an hour
new job - $6 an hour

point 5:
old job - off days have to be arranged a week in advance
new job - All u need is a phone call

point 6:
old job - work 12 hrs a day
new job - play 12 hours a day

point 7:
old job - unreasonable superior
new job - who is my superior?

point 8:
old job - eating at jurong pt is damn expensive and the food are not even nice
new job - Amoy food market, Lau Pat Sat, Maxwell food market, International Plaza...
sometimes even have to throw dice to decide where to go..

point 9:
old job - all the girls u see are only little lians
new job - mature women wearing office wear

point 10:
old job - free mineral water from the dispenser
new job - free coke, kopi ice, kopi, kopi black, 100 plus, lemon tea etc from the vending machine
that don't accept money from you

point 11:
old job - I think of quitting everyday.
new job - 'quit' doesn't exist in my dictionery. They will have to drag me away if they want me
to quit.

point 12:
old job - The Singapore pools is down at the Jurong Pt basement and you have to queue at least
an hour.
new job - Pools is just downstairs and there is no queue.


'Save the Yifan' campaign is offically over. I love my new job. :)

Sunday, July 03, 2005

Personality Test

Get to know yourself better

Your view on yourself:
Other people find you very interesting, but you are really hiding your true self. Your friends love you because you are a good listener. They'll probably still love you if you learn to be yourself with them.

Of course everyone LOVES me

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

Hmm quite true..but u sure about this attractive thingy?


Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

The seriousness of your love:
Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.

Plenty of dates? where? where?? where???!!


Your views on education
Education is less important than the real world out there, away from the classroom. Deep inside you want to start working, earning money and living on your own.

Correction. I want to stop working, continue to have income and live with all the babes in the world.


The right job for you:
You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

Very true indeed.


How do you view success:
You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

Hmm...maybe...



What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.

Yes....very important.



Who is your true self:
You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

Ya...Fuck...I am always trapped in this type of stupid dilemma.



Quotes and misquotes and my quotes


Children are the most beautiful things in the world and I simply adore them – quoted by Michael JXXXXXX in an interview.

Surely he doesn’t have to go that far to prove his point?


Why do we fall? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up – Batman’s father told batman in the movie Batman begins.

I supposed if it were me who fell, my father would have preached me on the laws of gravity.


Live everyday as though it’s the last.
I don’t really want to spend everyday buying coffin you know.


To overcome fear, one has to become fear himself - yet again from batman begins
Do I really have to become a cockroach?

Seek further up and thou shall find glory.
Where? Up the skirt?