What will be shall be

New Job vs Old Job

New Job time table

9am- reach office, read paper, drink coffee, take a short nap.

10am - start work, arrange some files, update stuff

11.30am- stop, play cards, nap or silent reading till lunch

1pm to 2 pm - lunch

2pm to 3 pm - read paper, eat after-lunch-snack, nap, silent reading

3pm to 4.30pm - do work( if there are any)

4.30pm to 6pm - nap, reading, play cards

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old job VS new job
point 1:
old job - stand until your leg surrender
new job - sit until your ass surrender

point 2:
old job - must work during the weekends
new job - they don't want to see your face during the weekends

point 3:
old job - deal with some unreasonable customers
new job - deal with the unreasonably cold air-con

point 4:
old job - $4 an hour
new job - $6 an hour

point 5:
old job - off days have to be arranged a week in advance
new job - All u need is a phone call

point 6:
old job - work 12 hrs a day
new job - play 12 hours a day

point 7:
old job - unreasonable superior
new job - who is my superior?

point 8:
old job - eating at jurong pt is damn expensive and the food are not even nice
new job - Amoy food market, Lau Pat Sat, Maxwell food market, International Plaza...
sometimes even have to throw dice to decide where to go..

point 9:
old job - all the girls u see are only little lians
new job - mature women wearing office wear

point 10:
old job - free mineral water from the dispenser
new job - free coke, kopi ice, kopi, kopi black, 100 plus, lemon tea etc from the vending machine
that don't accept money from you

point 11:
old job - I think of quitting everyday.
new job - 'quit' doesn't exist in my dictionery. They will have to drag me away if they want me
to quit.

point 12:
old job - The Singapore pools is down at the Jurong Pt basement and you have to queue at least
an hour.
new job - Pools is just downstairs and there is no queue.


'Save the Yifan' campaign is offically over. I love my new job. :)

posted by malmoncolo @ 1:32 AM