10 reasons why I should not try to lose weight
1) I don't have many hobbies left and if I take eating out of my life, I am as good as having nothing left.2) If I'm fat people still can refer me as cute. If I'm thin I will never ever receive any compliments about my looks.
3) Many girls like to tap my tummy. I take that as a sign of friendliness. Take away the tummy and nobody wants to touch me.
4) Nobody likes to sit beside me on public transport because I tend to take up more than half the space. And I like sitting alone on public transport.
5) When I am bored and have nothing to do I like to pull and massage my tummy - It's like playing with plastic clay.
6) Whenever I buy from hawker stalls, hawkers tend to give me a larger share because they believe that the normal share is never enough for me.
7) I have to look fat or people will accuse my mother of ill-treating me.
8) Going for morning jogs in the morning before work makes me tired and also makes me report late for work.
9) I cannot afford to buy new pants or shirts. If I look thin, I will look as if I am wearing a dress instead of a polo-T.
10) I look more like a boss with a tummy. The bigger your tummy is, the more respect you get.
posted by malmoncolo @ 11:52 PM
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