New song
歌曲：菊花台
歌手: Jay Zhou
词 : malmoncolo
曲: Jay Zhou
(sing to the tune of 菊花台, JayZhou's song in his latest album)
你的膀胱 一小时去三四趟收一毛的姥姥 都靠你吃饭
夜 太漫长 难免开冰箱
是谁在阁楼上 偷偷吃冰棒
一身脂
月方 满脸的油光连医生都摇头 说你已绝望
乱 吃不管 走路也会喘
用你的脸油 炸鸡翅膀
chorus
一天吃 六七餐 你的牙齿已发黄
曾俊俏的你 是大家的典范
人越吃 人越胖 你把椅子都坐断
独留你孤单在医院割盲肠
I can be so bo liao at times....
Merry Christmas
I realize that I have not updated the site since coming back from Australia. In summary I have been working my arse off since coming back. I reach camp around 7am and only leaving the camp at about 10pm. This make me miss Australia more, where I don't really have to do anything while I was there.
I am still adapting to the fast and hectic life in Singapore. I miss the slow and stressless life there. Everything seems to be twice as fast here. Looks like I have found the perfect place to settle down when I have retired.Haha.
This Christmas eve is going to be interesting and memorable because I am going to perform---
COS duty in camp. NNB. Merry Christmas people.
Home not so sweet home
Finally reach home on Sunday at midnight after some 3 weeks or so. 3 weeks seemed short but I feel as if I have been away for a long long time. I feel almost uncomfortable upon reaching Singapore. Perhaps it's the jet lag or the weather. Only on the 2nd day which is today did I realize what it is. It's the pace. The difference in pace of life between Singapore and Australia. I think that place is very suitable for retirement.
Anyway this overseas exercise seemed more like an overseas leave for me. I didn't really do much there I must say. So much so that maybe people have forgotten about my presence. I feel like a beach bum waking up everyday with nothing to look forward to except for the day to pass. And..it feels good to be a beach bum.
Beach Bum's routine
0730-- wake up, brush teeth and find breakfast.
0830-- find a spot under a tree and spread a director chair for some light reading.
1000-- find people to talk cock. People can range from friends who were deployed in camp to the uncle who cook our food.
1130-- be the first to get seated at the cookhouse ready for lunch.
1200-- proceed to the canteen to watch DVDs (They only have 6 3-in-1 discs and I have already finished them).
1500-- short nap of maybe an hour.
1600-- wake up and walk around and try to find a purpose and always ending up failing.
1700-- change to PT shoes and go for a jog.
1745-- report for dinner
1815-- bath and wash up.
2000-- report for night snack
2015-- proceed to canteen again for beer and watch more DVDs.
2230-- sleep
It sure feels good at first but after a few days it's really damn boring as there are totally no entertainments at all over there. The worst thing is when you have nothing to do, time seems to pass slower.
The funny thing is about the Singaporeans in Ang Mo countries. I don't understand why they must go and fake an accent while talking to the Ang Mo. It's not as if they can't understand you if you speak your normal way.
One postive about the trip is I have gotten a very good tan. So good a tan that people are addressing me as Mohammad Yifan. Damn the bloody sun.
