What will be shall be

stresssss

Great! Exam is just in around 1day time. Or 28 hours in exact. The great news is that I haven’t really start memorizing the notes yet and I haven’t really got a clue what its all about. The greatest surprise is that I am in no urgent mood. Now, that’s stress. You don’t get me? Ok I will put it in simple terms for you. Exam is just a day only and I am feeling no stress about the exam. The reason why I am stressed is because I am not stressed about exam.

The only reasons I can think of is because since I always leave everything to last minute, I figured that I should be able to handle this as well. After all it has always worked for me. So hopefully there will be no accident and I can meet my expected score of DISTINCTION (D).

I had borrowed 3 books from the library on Friday (YES,I DO READ). One of them is the biography of Jaap Stam and 2 others on Feng Shui and Tarot card reading respectively. I then realized that the last book cannot be read nor understand because I don’t have tarot cards to begin with. A check with my friend revealed that the cards will cost me around $70. That’s a high price to pay for 2 weeks of reading. Hopefully someone out there will be kind enough to lend me a set. Maybe if I do master the art of reading tarot cards, I will tell your fortune for free. Maybe only, I am not making any promise here.

My highlight of the day was seeing an A-Qua at the interchange today. He/she had heavy make up put on and a long pair of slender legs. You will definitely have mistaken him/her for a female if you looked from behind. Man, I truly regretted when I tried to take a peek thinking he/she is a chio bu. Its face is so macho and shoulders so board that it could have been a commandro. I almost puked, to be honest. That thought me an important lesson. Never assume a beauty or beast from the sight of a back view. Always verify, check and double check then triple check to make sure that it is a ‘she’ and not a she-male. Never ever assume. I don’t know what is happening but there seemed to be quite a number of such creatures nowadays. So, guys out there who like to pick up girls, do check carefully before you go. It could save your life and your life time happiness.




Definition of agony
A one-armed man hanging onto a cliff with itchy balls.

posted by malmoncolo @ 6:25 AM