What will be shall be

When I was a student

When I was in Primary School,

- I used to be damn terrified of my Chinese teacher. I took extra care to make sure I have done her homework and always made sure I bring the Chinese book and files to school. But somehow, accidents always happen and I always ended up being scolded by her.

- I was the Shot Put champion in Pri 5. The following year when I was in Pri 6 I joined the same event and got last. I became the laughing stock of my classmates.

- I was in the basketball team then and we got 4th in the western zone district. Only 6 teams participated and we won only one game. There was even a medal for us.

- There were 5 of us who were always together. We called ourselves the power rangers and I was the black ranger. Lucky there were 5 of us and not 4. If not, we would have been known as ninja turtles.

- I shit in my pants when I was in Primary 1. The smell was getting stronger and stronger every minute and my classmates were asking if the smell was from me. I told them it was from my classmate who was sitting beside me and that he had shit in his pants but was too ashamed to owe up. They actually believed me.

- We used to have a buddy system when I was in Primary 1. My buddy was someone from the upper primary and he brought me to eat the char siew rice in the canteen during recess everyday. I was actually very sick of it already but was too shy and polite to say I want a change of food. I wonder how much commission the char siew auntie gave him.

- We used to be divided into houses, yellow house, green house, red house etc and there was this cute girl from another class in my house. During one of the house practice the guys were fooling around with her by pulling her hair and pinching her. I joined in the fun by throwing grass at her and she actually cried. The house teacher came and upon knowing what happened, chided me for being playful. She even set a rule that I am to distance myself from her or she will call my parents. There goes my chance of getting closer to that cute girl.

- My primary school teachers always think I am an angel and always sets a very good example to those around me. My secondary school teachers think otherwise.

- There used to be those badges for honesty, good conduct, bravery etc. I once picked up a 10 cents coin and returned it to the office. I even gave the staff my name and class so that she can announce my good deed and present me with the honesty badge. Well, that never happen. Naive me.


PS: Will post on my secondary and poly deeds in the near future. Trust me. Things only got worse.

posted by malmoncolo @ 1:04 AM