What will be shall be

Signs that you are growing (or going to grow) fat

1) You are getting lesser personal space when you are sharing seats on the public transport.
2) You get cravings every now and then and you never fail to satisfy them regardless the hours.
3) Friends who have not met you a long time goes,"wah..so long never see liao..you ar..." and they are too polite to complete the sentence.
4) Your shirts are getting shorter. And you blame the washing machine.
5) Your friends remark,"Still eat ar?" when you recommend finding a place to eat.
6) Your family pointed to a photo taken long time ago and say things like you used to be thin in the past.
7) People remark that you used to run faster in the past.
8) You need more time to zip up your pants now.
9) You inhale more air when you zip up your pants.
10) The 'Adidas' brand on the T-Shirt are getting clearer with each word being stretched.
11) Your friends push you some brochures regarding gym or yoga classes.
12) You dare not weigh yourself.

I have all the above symptoms. Time to buy a skipping rope.

posted by malmoncolo @ 1:41 AM