Monday, March 10, 2008

I am a doctor

One fine day while in my office working(I work in a private school), this student from China suddenly came in and said she was sick.

This conversation is all in Chinese.

She: Doctor, I am not feeling well.
Me: I am not a doctor.

She: Then where is the doctor? I am really not feeling well and need to see one.
Me: There is no doctor here.

She: How come hospital got no doctor?
Me: This is not a hospital. This is a school.

She: But how come outside the signboard says that this place is a hospital?
Me: Which sign? There is definitely no sign that suggests that this place is a hospital.

She: Come, I show you.

With that, I followed her out of my office to the sign which she was referring to. There was indeed a sign.

The sign reads:
SCHOOL D' HOSPITALITY

It was from that day onwards I understood why the China students in my school always seem to be so polite upon seeing me. They must have thought that I am a doctor who practises in this school.

Maybe I should put another notice round the school informing them that SCHOOL D' HOSPITALITY is NOT equal to HOSPITAL OF THE SCHOOL.

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