What will be shall be

My new classmate, Mr Weirdo(I have been waiting for you for a long long time)

Today is my first BA (basic animation) lesson. To be honest I was quite sian. That is because I will be having my class with a whole class of unfamiliar faces and they are all from year 2.

I was already late for class. I went into the classroom around 3.15 and the lesson was at 3 o’clock. Then I saw HIM. YES!! Who else but him!! The one I have been waiting for a long long time. The one that continues to mysterify me since year 1. To everyone, I present, Mr Jonathan Zi Wei aka peacock killer. Oh my god, what an honor.

I know I am being quite bad. Yah, to a certain extend. But sorry, I can’t help it. This guy is so fascinating that I have to talk about him. The best part is I have to be classmates with him for the remaining semester!!!!!!!!!

Let me do a brief intro of this cute guy.

He always carry a back pack and always carry his lap top on his hands. He NEVER comes to school without his lab top. NEVER EVER. He always hops around in the ICT block looking for empty classroom. He has a reputation for being the most cranky and eccentric guy in school. AND I AM GOING TO BE HIS CLASSMATE AND MOST LIKELY PARNTER FOR THE REMAINING SEMESTER!!!!

I used to disturb him whenever I see him, calling his name and saying hello, though he always ignore me. As what they says, what goes round comes round. Now I have to say HELLO to him every Thursday. NNB.

OK, so today’s the first meeting and he had already given me a great welcome. Below is some of the conversation we had and I bet most people are willing to pay to see this section on our conversation. But being the generous and kind hearted soul I ALWAYS am and will ALWAYS be, I decided to offer a sneak preview.

Delight 1:
Mr Wei-ge: “eh, you also fail har, at least I am not alone. (knn knn knn knn, must you
Always remind me I fail BA??)

Me: “ yah lor,haha…sian ar…fail BA..so will you be doing your FYP this sem?

WEi-ge: “ yah of course. Have to do liao lor. If not cannot finish.”

Me: I see. At least you get to do your FYP and finish this sem so you will not have to stay
Specially for FYP.

Wei-ge: Har? No lah..i doing FYP next sem.

(Editor note: This conversation left me eye red and ready to cry. Sob..my classmate for the remaining of the sem.)

Delight 2
The door to our classroom is such that you will need the student card for scanning in order to access. There was this particular girl who had to go out a while and she left the dustbin in between the door. And…me and wei-ge sit closest to the door.

Wei-ge: Aiyo! Why you leave the dustbin there?

Innocent victim: No lar. I need to go out a while. The door troublesome to open.

Wei-ge: Just use your student card to scan can liao.

Innocent victim: I didn’t bring (giving a little smile trying to curb her emotion)

Wei-ge: Huh? Didn’t bring? What if you need the support centre help? You will need the card leh. You should always bring your card with you mah.

The poor, pathenic, helpless, desperate, pitiful and innocent girl looked at me with pleading eyes. Yes. The moment has arrived. I knew I need to do something.

SUPER HERO ME: Dun worry, my lady. I will open it for you later.

Her eyes say it all. To her, I was like a knight on a white horse, galloping with a sword in hand, donned in full armour and a stylish helmet. “I WILL ALLOW NO ONE TO HURT YOU!!!” I bellowed.

Innocent victim: “ Thanks” (and I can really see she really means it)

(Editor note: This conversation left her eye red and ready to cry. But at least she knows there is still warmth in this world. There is hope yet.)


Delight 3
During the practical lesson where we were playing around with the models…

Wei-ge: Haha!! All these we do last time liao. The others here all first time. Only u and I do before liao!

NNB!! Are you announcing to the whole world that we are the losers repeating this module? And you are proud of it????????? And his voice was projected so loud that everyone can hear it. As I turned around, I can see some glances looking over our direction. Thanks dude.

(Editor Note: This conversation left me totally black eye and already crying in my heart. From a hero knight on a white horse to a totally crushed loser who fails his BA and repeating it again with a bunch of year 2s….WHY??!!!!!)

Delight 4
Our beloved male lead was looking at the name list of the class. Then he went, “ Hooray! The amount of students is of even number! Which means I will have a parnther liao! Last sem I do alone!”

Parnther? Parnther!! 20 people in the class. The other 18 all classmates. Which means these 18 will form 9 group. That leaves with him and…..NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

(Editor Note: This conversation left me totally crushed,helpless, hopeless, desperate and utterly pathetic, worse than just now that girl. Before I met this guy, my world was black and white. And now, it becomes all black liao. And…its only day 1.)

posted by malmoncolo @ 1:48 AM